Please do test different times out for your own microwave – there’s a scale that goes something like:

cake goop → self-saucing pudding → delicious cake! → heavy, not-so-good cake → stale, crunchy “cake” → dear lord what have we done?

(The last three are pretty much guaranteed to leave you unhappy.)

ready in about 5 minutes; serves 2
You might need to buy:
  • cocoa