You might need to buy: griffin talons, tears of a child’s first broken heart, pairs of Crow’s feet

ready in about 1330 minutes; serves 666
You might need to buy:
  • pairs of Crow's feet
  • griffin talons
  • tears of a child's first broken heart

So evil it hurts

ready in about 1330 minutes; serves 666
You might need to buy:
  • pairs of Crow's feet
  • griffin talons
  • tears of a child's first broken heart

You might need to buy: olive oil, thinly sliced carrots, diced onion, diced celery, water, long-grain brown rice, Italian seasoning, salt, freshly ground black pepper, Chopped fresh parsley

ready in about 10 minutes; serves 1
You might need to buy:
  • olive oil
  • • 1 cup thinly sliced carrots
  • • 1 cup diced onion
  • • 3/4 cup diced celery
  • • 3 cups water
  • • 3 Tbsp. long-grain brown rice
  • • 1 tsp. Italian seasoning
  • • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • • 1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
  • • Chopped fresh parsley

You might need to buy: vegetable oil, ground pork, chopped onion, minced carrots, chopped green onions, thinly sliced green cabbage, ground black pepper, salt, garlic powder, soy sauce, lumpia wrappers, vegetable oil for frying

ready in about an hour and 10 minutes; serves 15
You might need to buy:
  • vegetable oil
  • • 1 pound ground pork
  • • 1/2 cup chopped onion
  • • 1/2 cup minced carrots
  • • 1/2 cup chopped green onions
  • • 1/2 cup thinly sliced green cabbage
  • • 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
  • • 1 teaspoon salt
  • • 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  • • 1 teaspoon soy sauce
  • • 30 lumpia wrappers
  • • 2 cups vegetable oil for frying
ready in about 20 minutes; serves 420
You might need to buy:
  • Italian seasoning
  • garlic powder
  • kosher salt
ready in about 45 minutes; serves 420
You might need to buy:
  • ground beef
  • water
  • prepared crisp taco shells
  • avocados
  • sour cream
  • salt and black pepper to taste
  • shredded Cheddar cheese
  • shredded lettuce
  • sour cream
ready in about 20 minutes; serves 420
You might need to buy:
  • Italian seasoning
  • garlic powder
  • kosher salt
ready in about 20 minutes; serves 420
You might need to buy:
  • Italian seasoning
  • garlic powder
  • kosher salt

It will mess you up more than chipotle

ready in about 35 minutes; serves 5
You might need to buy:
  • sour cream
  • avocados
  • prepared crisp taco shells
  • water
  • ground beef
  • salt and black pepper to taste
  • shredded Cheddar cheese
  • shredded lettuce
  • sour cream